I had a revelation... I was sitting on the couch, playing my xbox... thinking...

"damn... look at that"

She looks sooo....... familiar.

I cracked the code!

Miranda = Strahotski

So once I finished liquifying a box of kleenex I moved on... Go buy Mass Effect 2 the reasons above, and many more.

So many things to consider, in writing these, I'm not sure where to begin.

Let's look at the recent development, the amazing "revolutionary" breakthrough in computing. I present the IPad.

Wow, who cares? It's not a phone, so it doesn't do like phone thngs. It's not a mac, so it doesn't run like, native mac programs. It's a giant iPod touch. Whoopidy Doo. So you mean I can browse the app store and play the amazingly shitty game-boy app store games on a 10" screen? OMG. So, it's like a bastardized child from the macbook, and IPod. I'm really looking forward to being able to click the weather app, and get my local weather forcast in GIANT as opposed to in my hand on my already existing iPhone AND iPod Touch.

It's unlikely they'll make enough games to make the iPad worth it for gamers, and the "new exclusive" apps will be geared for the netbook reader people. Why? Whyyyyyy? Let it play WoW over 3G+ networks. Make it a mobile fucking computer.

It's a damn Giant iPod.

There's a lot... and I mean a lot, that has happened since my last entry. Too be honest, I wasn't sure I'd ever do another.

So much, in fact, that I'm having a truely difficult time focusing on what exactly to write.

Obviously one thing stands out, above the rest.

This movie is silly good. I know, it's basically a rip off of the Native American's plight against the Shithead White Man. But still, who cares. It's a damn good movie, it's a little bit longer than I would have liked. It seemed, at some points, like James Cameron was more interested in showing the planet off, rather than telling a story... 5 minute flight training sequences could have easily been trimmed down to more managable bits, to save my bladder from exploding the the movie theater.

But, perhaps the most techinical and brilliant bit of this movie, is the unbelievable way they turned this...

into this...

And somehow made you want to bang her more...

Go see Avatar.

Today is Mass Effect 2 day... which is exciting. Because I can't wait for a sequel to this.

I don't know about you, but there's no way I'm not making Shepard a chick in Mass Effect 2... just so I can see the moment between Virtual Hot Chick Shepard and this lady...

rarwrrrrrr

Maybe, if there's enough feedback... I'll put up another.

A little bit of the ole' funny funny for your Severance folks today.

On October the 5th. I posted a little column on here. About how I had just went out that morning and bought me a Blackberry. Oh how happy I was. My phone provider (Telus) didn't have many options for smartphones that didn't suck. And while I never really wanted a Blackberry, the eventual draw of lack of competion... pulled me in.

So I sign a 3 year contract to get the Blackberry Roam (omfg the new) cheap cheap. Yay... I'm happy right?

No.

Injustice occured.

I wake up the next morning to a press release...

October 6, 2009
Version Française

TELUS to sell the iPhone

Vancouver, B.C. – TELUS and Apple have reached an agreement to bring iPhone 3G and iPhone 3GS to Canada this November.
Additional information about pricing and availability will be shared in the coming weeks.

What the fuck?

ONE DAY LATER THEY ANNOUNCE A FUCKING IPHONE IS COMING TO TELUS?!?!?!

Holy shit am I mad.

This just goes to show you that I live in a land full of fucking comedy. Instead of an iphone... which was currently exclusivly available to the worst fucking cell provider on the planet (Rogers), I settled for 2nd best... a Blackberry. AND ONE DAY LATER?

Sigh.

I don't know what to do... I want one for the beach

Fucking Telus.

On to other things... I'm "co" leader now... yar. Attendance you slacker guild people.... attendance.

Give me my money back.

So as many of you know in readership world, I quit playing WoW. Hard decision, but the guild is in the capable hands of Chillaxe and none other than the infamous Danz.

Apparently Danz can't walk and chew gum at the same time. We have not seen a new blog post from one time funny man Danz since the regime change.

Where the hell did he go?!? What could he possibly be doing that is more important then entertaining us? I feel like Danz doesn't care bout his cult following here on the Severance website.

Well enough about Danz and his poor time management skills, lets talk about me.

Nixxon update since leaving WoW:

* Started playing Aion very casually, it is pretty fun and I enjoy playing it, even though I am just some casual scrub.

* Finally purposed to Ms. Odock. We are leaving the wedding date open.

* Got a job (A WHAT!) doing tech support for a pretty big corporation (Seattle based world dominating coffee company).

* Am doing really well in school (All A's so far) with a 15 unit load.

* Picking up my new puppy this Saturday. We named her Mau Mau, she will be our trial kid.

There it is, the major things that have happened in the last few weeks. As cheesy as it sounds, I really do miss all you guys in Severance. Since I am not raiding anymore I have had some time to watch TV (while I do homework actually) and I have got to agree with Danz that Flash Forward is an amazing show! Here is my Show list for those that do the whole TV thing:

Heroes: Doing much better this season then last. Last season was teh suck.
Sons of Anarchy: This is a GREAT show, and I really don't like the whole biker gang culture at all.
Dexter: What a great show!!!!!!
Flash Forward: Love it, its great, its Lost for people that have lived on tropical islands and were not captivated by the whole Lost setting.
Fringe: Just picked this series up, saw the first 2 episodes and it has my interest in an X files with a budget kind of way.
and ofc
Merlin: Yeah I know, but everyone needs some cheesy wizard shit until Legend of the Seeker comes back for season 2.

And there you go, a little post to let you know I have not forgotten you, the reader. I will continue to make my AWESOME BLOG ENTRIES!!!! Danz: Get your shit together and get back on the blogs!

lolblog

I broke down.

For years I've avoided the dreaded beast, the headless monster.

There are few things you can blame more for the decline of mankind than the...

Yes, after years of saying "I'll never have one, people can phone me." Watching my pregnant wife wake up every 20 mins to pee to the glow of her blackberry light, checking her facebook app. Hell, when I have nightmares, it's of the sound her Blackberry Storm makes when it gets a Facebook notification. Bleh. I live in fear, I've seen WHAT IT CAN DO TO YOU!!!

DON'T DO IT!!!

Although, I must admit, on day #3... I LOVE IT. I wish I had this when I was younger. Life would have been way more organized... I would be more connected... send me emails omfg bing I love you blackberry I take it all back you're my baby hushh sweet phone.

I want this to be me.

In WoW news... 3.3 is n the patch server, well at least part of it is... This is good news. 3.2 wasn't enough to keep raiders happy. Either you had heroic content which was brutal, or regular content which was far too easy. They really need to just have one raid, and tune it in the middle there. Or have an "easy mode" and a "regular mode." Enough of heroic content. Please.

But the benifit of 3.3... is that we will have a new scary boss to play with!

Seriously, shoving an icecicle up Arthas' ass will be glorious. That smoker's cough having, plate armor wearing, maniac has been making cameos in my WoW for far too long. It is kind of a pleasent surprise when you stumble across him in a new way though.. (I just finished the Zul'Drak quests here he smokes Drakkuru for the first time last night... didn't know Arthas would show up and give us a preview...)

Either way Arthas..

We gonna git cha.

2 more things...

#1 - to all you jackoffs playing Champions Online and Aion leaving Danz as the only officer or person online, fieldng questions about where the hell you all are...

Log in.

And the girl thing... cuz that's what I do (don't tell my wife..)

Asian in a bed.... yea!

All work and no play makes Danz a sad boy.

Too busy at work the past few to put effort into here...

Something to tide y'all over.

Us raiding like a team of raiders.

I want a date with SuperGirl

**Revelation**
**This just In!**
**Public Service Announcement from Uncle Danz**

Being hammered drunk to the point of mild retardation isn't cool.

You may be sitting there thinking to yourself... "What a jerk I like getting drunk." Oh I'm a jerk allright. But as a guy, who likes to go out on the town from time to time. There's nothing sexier than some broad that can't hold her liquor slobbering all over people saying completely stupid shit. Yea, yea, you might be 21 years old now, and able to hit the clubs, dancing the night away to whichever generic Beyonce song they got pounding out the speakers. I get it, I was 18 (yea 18 is the legal age here) once too. I hit the old club, had me some good times. But still nothing, and I mean NOTHING is ever appealing about this...

Nothing.

Learn to control yourself now, lest you become the queen of the trailer park in the future.

Seriously, blech. Drink responsibly.

It's new TV show season, which means my PVR is getting more work than my johnson (which is rare), because I use that thing a LOT.

And I mean a lot.

Couple shows are standouts so far, at least for me. So if you haven't seen them get on your computer and download the torrents omfg I'm a pirate.

So here's a few...

Flashforward. Do you know what's sad? This is the best picture I could find. I had no idea what to expect from this show.. but it's freaking great after one episode. I can't wait for next week. My guess is aliens, or God. But then they have some kind of revelation near the end of the episode (which was awesome) that makes me think... probably not God. Seriously, watch it.

This show made me laugh. A lot. For 30 minutes. The gay guys with the asian baby are amazingly funny. If you're a sitcom dude, you'll enjoy it. If you're a dude, you'll enjoy her... 30 minutes well spent.

Blackrock Mountain is a dangerous place.
It is the home of the Giant Flying Chameleon

As well as Infanticide

However, Gritseater got a little excited by it's pretty colors...Down boy...

Ladies, it's not a good idea to leave your Schmear lying around where anyone can get to it...

And proof that more than a little friendly competition is going on at the Argent Tournament...perhaps Odock should investigate if these are the same trolls that plotted against her..

When I go trolling for pictures on the old interwebz, I find a lot that I don't necessarily use in this little column thing.

So today, and occosionaly in the future will be a blog about nothing, in which I get to show some of the unique bizarre shit I find while looking for stuff to entertain you all.

Let it begin,

This was originally my concept picture for a real life picture of Nixxon. I thought it perfect, until I stumbled across the one of the dude repairing the computers. Now it sits in my imageshack collecting dust, when it's clearly so awesome it deserves a place near the top of one of my columns. This one's for you, ladies.

Awesome. Nothing funny about it. I found it when I was looking at the whole "mickey mouse spider man" combo thing. It's a great picture, I just can't find anything clever to comment on. Or, anything even remotly relating to whatever topic of the moment I'm discussing.

Generic Gamer Girl Power Yo, We Play Halo Too, OMFG Girlz Can Gayme Just Like Boyz. There's nothing that I loathe more than an extremely vocal minority that simply won't shut up about how awesome they are. Every time I hear the old Double X Chromasome yapping away about their ability to "beat boyz asses" or how they can play Halo while playing with their breasts and still win all the time. Because gaming isn't just for boys, I wanna throw my keyboard at their face. Shut up. Seriously, be a part of the team. Learn to catch a ball, then we'll talk.

Go do the dishes.

I can find nothing better to say than the caption in the above picture. Yea. Righton.

Alternate Faith (Echo) Promotional Picture from Dollhouse, I used the other one. This is a better one, but not everyone automatically knows who this is. So that's kind of that.

Was going to be used in my little Champions Online review, or maybe in a column about how I play it. But I don't play it. I'm bored of it already. So it just sat there, waiting. It's a good pic.

Man, I still have so many more..