A little bit of the ole' funny funny for your Severance folks today.

On October the 5th. I posted a little column on here. About how I had just went out that morning and bought me a Blackberry. Oh how happy I was. My phone provider (Telus) didn't have many options for smartphones that didn't suck. And while I never really wanted a Blackberry, the eventual draw of lack of competion... pulled me in.

So I sign a 3 year contract to get the Blackberry Roam (omfg the new) cheap cheap. Yay... I'm happy right?

No.

Injustice occured.

I wake up the next morning to a press release...

October 6, 2009
Version Française

TELUS to sell the iPhone

Vancouver, B.C. – TELUS and Apple have reached an agreement to bring iPhone 3G and iPhone 3GS to Canada this November.
Additional information about pricing and availability will be shared in the coming weeks.

What the fuck?

ONE DAY LATER THEY ANNOUNCE A FUCKING IPHONE IS COMING TO TELUS?!?!?!

Holy shit am I mad.

This just goes to show you that I live in a land full of fucking comedy. Instead of an iphone... which was currently exclusivly available to the worst fucking cell provider on the planet (Rogers), I settled for 2nd best... a Blackberry. AND ONE DAY LATER?

Sigh.

I don't know what to do... I want one for the beach

Fucking Telus.

On to other things... I'm "co" leader now... yar. Attendance you slacker guild people.... attendance.

Give me my money back.