I had a revelation... I was sitting on the couch, playing my xbox... thinking...

"damn... look at that"

She looks sooo....... familiar.

I cracked the code!

Miranda = Strahotski

So once I finished liquifying a box of kleenex I moved on... Go buy Mass Effect 2 the reasons above, and many more.

So many things to consider, in writing these, I'm not sure where to begin.

Let's look at the recent development, the amazing "revolutionary" breakthrough in computing. I present the IPad.

Wow, who cares? It's not a phone, so it doesn't do like phone thngs. It's not a mac, so it doesn't run like, native mac programs. It's a giant iPod touch. Whoopidy Doo. So you mean I can browse the app store and play the amazingly shitty game-boy app store games on a 10" screen? OMG. So, it's like a bastardized child from the macbook, and IPod. I'm really looking forward to being able to click the weather app, and get my local weather forcast in GIANT as opposed to in my hand on my already existing iPhone AND iPod Touch.

It's unlikely they'll make enough games to make the iPad worth it for gamers, and the "new exclusive" apps will be geared for the netbook reader people. Why? Whyyyyyy? Let it play WoW over 3G+ networks. Make it a mobile fucking computer.

It's a damn Giant iPod.