**Revelation**
**This just In!**
**Public Service Announcement from Uncle Danz**

Being hammered drunk to the point of mild retardation isn't cool.

You may be sitting there thinking to yourself... "What a jerk I like getting drunk." Oh I'm a jerk allright. But as a guy, who likes to go out on the town from time to time. There's nothing sexier than some broad that can't hold her liquor slobbering all over people saying completely stupid shit. Yea, yea, you might be 21 years old now, and able to hit the clubs, dancing the night away to whichever generic Beyonce song they got pounding out the speakers. I get it, I was 18 (yea 18 is the legal age here) once too. I hit the old club, had me some good times. But still nothing, and I mean NOTHING is ever appealing about this...

Nothing.

Learn to control yourself now, lest you become the queen of the trailer park in the future.

Seriously, blech. Drink responsibly.

It's new TV show season, which means my PVR is getting more work than my johnson (which is rare), because I use that thing a LOT.

And I mean a lot.

Couple shows are standouts so far, at least for me. So if you haven't seen them get on your computer and download the torrents omfg I'm a pirate.

So here's a few...

Flashforward. Do you know what's sad? This is the best picture I could find. I had no idea what to expect from this show.. but it's freaking great after one episode. I can't wait for next week. My guess is aliens, or God. But then they have some kind of revelation near the end of the episode (which was awesome) that makes me think... probably not God. Seriously, watch it.

This show made me laugh. A lot. For 30 minutes. The gay guys with the asian baby are amazingly funny. If you're a sitcom dude, you'll enjoy it. If you're a dude, you'll enjoy her... 30 minutes well spent.